Such a beautiful day.
I find myself at the peanut feeder -ALONE!
I can't believe my good fortune.
I hear that voice...
I recognize it instantly.
It's shrill and annoying and has followed me since birth.
My brother has arrived.
He's not there two minutes before he says something rude to me, something about sharing.
"Sharing's for the birds," I answer, "just not for THIS bird!"
Before long the two of us are hurling insults at each other.
Tempers rise, feathers start to fly...
And then it ends the way it always ends...
I win :)