Take a guess, if you dare
About the owner of this hair.
Might it be a porcupine?
Hardly so, with hair so fine.
Perhaps an exotic unknown dog,
that's crawled out of a faraway bog?
If that's true I stake my claim
on giving this breed a glamorous name.
Imagine if it's a caterpillar?
(I doubt there are any with purple fur.)
Perhaps it's a cat who's been fancy-dyed?
(No cat would let you escape alive.)
Thanks for playing along with zeal.
Now it's time for the big reveal.
This furry plant in my garden's got class.
It's a Red Head beautiful Fountain Grass!